Magpies like it

• Permanently solving the "I can't find my car in the private jet parking lot" problem that so many of us have these days. 
• Also solving the "I hate it when my car can't be seen on Google Earth" problem. 
• Also solving the "I need to block radio signals from aliens trying to communicate with me" problem. 
• Also solving the "How can I make my car look like a refrigerator door handle from the fifties" problem. 
• Also solving the "What do I do with all this aluminum foil I've been meaning to recycle" problem. 

So many solutions in one place, that's the kind of ingenuity we need around here to turn this economy thing around.


Would it have been too blingy if they had chromed the wheels? I'm just saying....